Why Can't Thieves Come And Steal My Old Jar Of Bacon Grease?

Latest trend is for those who really need cash and not mind breaking the law  to steal cooking  oil from area   restaurants. You see companies buy the  used cooking oil and reuse the oil in other ways like in the  cosmetics industry. I feel like an idiot. Do you know how many jars of grease are in my fridge because I was raised by generations of women that did not toss it in the sink People,we live in mini mansions now. Do you think our gourmet kitchen can handle our bacon grease yet? Silly Me!!!